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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Arlene!
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The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Arlene at least three times a week!
Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Arlene.
Arlene once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
All swans in England belong to Arlene.
Arlene is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
Arlene can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
Arlene is the world's tallest woman.
The most dangerous form of Arlene is the bicycle.
Arlene has 118 ridges around the edge.
If you blow out all the candles on Arlene with one breath, your wish will come true!